- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

these are shit

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Bark I'm a tree

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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