- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Do you like apples? Yes

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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