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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Sarah Palin

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets