- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

this is not a drill.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Mitt Romney

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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