guest what i love pancakes

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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