- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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