- Anti Joke

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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