- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

The Charlotte Bobcats

It got hit by a rocket.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

what's funny about war? nothing!

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