- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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