how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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George Bush.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Not a joke.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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hard cheese

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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for keeps?

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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