What happened to my sunglasses?

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Jebron Lames.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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