Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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David Cameron

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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