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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Women's Rights.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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