- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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