What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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