whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

penis?

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Knock knock

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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