Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A man buys a prius

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

women's rights, lol

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