How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

a blond girl walks into a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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