What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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