- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Religionh

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Get on your knees Ho

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Ron Paul for President!

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

I bet you read this. Told ya.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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