- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

gay pom...

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

I was once a hamster.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Women's rights

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Poop.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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