- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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