Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Where are you going Your house

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Women's rights...

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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