What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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2 Penises

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Life

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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