- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why? Why Not?

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Your mom.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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