An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Justin Bieber.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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