Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

A woman walks into a bar.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

stuarts mum

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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