A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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