- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

what do fish smoke? sea weed

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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