why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Walnut

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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