why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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I was once a hamster.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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