A chicken walks into a barn.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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