- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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