- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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