Your biggest fan.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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