- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

an dislexik nam rwote hits

Me Neither.

Bark I'm a tree

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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