why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Matt is a Duster!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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