- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy hates chicken.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

dick dick dick... frogs

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

a woman votes!

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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