What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

You know what's catchy? A cold

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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