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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Your mom is so nice.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Anti Joke

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