What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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Andy Carrol

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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What can fly? Lots of things

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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