- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Stop procrastinating.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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