A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

penis haha

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

who is awesome? no one...

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

www.xnxx.com

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

* anti-punchline

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Queens Park rangers

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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