I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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retard

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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Your biggest fan.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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