Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Laugh

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

I once did something.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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