- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

How would you rule?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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