- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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