Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Lewis

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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give me a thumbs up

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Ain't idn't a word.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Women's Rights.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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