- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??