What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Nickelback.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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