A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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