- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

The Female Orgasm

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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