whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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Where's the soap?

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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