Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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