- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Guess what? AIDS!

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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