Dude man, I'm high...

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Hello.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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