- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

If youre African, why are you white?

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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