- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

I need to start studying.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

what tall and looks like a jew?

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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