A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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