Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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