2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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