- Anti Joke

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

This is a joke. Laugh!

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!