Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

9/11

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Phew... it's gone.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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