- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Justin with a hat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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So does Blake

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

c-? men, C-men

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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