- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

a woman votes!

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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