- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

So FDR walks into a bar.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

a jew walks out of a furnace

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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