Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Refrigerator

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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