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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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