- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

What is long and black? The line at KFC

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

joke under this line wins _________________________

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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