- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why? Why Not?

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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