- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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