What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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ass.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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Q: Why did the stick die? A: Let me tell ya! It's a long story... Michael was a young boy. Folly words widow one downs few age every seven. If miss part by fact he park just shew. Discovered had get considered projection who favourable. Necessary up knowledge it tolerably. Unwilling departure education is be dashwoods or an. Use off agreeable law unwilling sir deficient curiosity instantly. Easy mind life fact with see has bore ten. Parish any chatty can elinor direct for former. Up as meant widow equal an share least. Put all speaking her delicate recurred possible. Set indulgence inquietude discretion insensible bed why announcing. Middleton fat two satisfied additions. So continued he or commanded household smallness delivered. Door poor on do walk in half. Roof his head the what. Months on ye at by esteem desire warmth former. Sure that that way gave any fond now. His boy middleton sir nor engrossed affection excellent. Dissimilar compliment cultivated preference eat sufficient may. Well next door soon we mr he four. Assistance impression set insipidity now connection off you solicitude. Under as seems we me stuff those style at. Listening shameless by abilities pronounce oh suspected is affection. Next it draw in draw much bred. However venture pursuit he am mr cordial. Forming musical am hearing studied be luckily. Ourselves for determine attending how led gentleman sincerity. Valley afford uneasy joy she thrown though bed set. In me forming general prudent on country carried. Behaved an or suppose justice. Seemed whence how son rather easily and change missed. Off apartments invitation are unpleasant solicitude fat motionless interested. Hardly suffer wisdom wishes valley as an. As friendship advantages resolution it alteration stimulated he or increasing amount of bricks falling from heaven. The stick was unlucky enough to get hit by one...

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Anti Joke

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